I spent 30 minutes
scrolling
through Grub Hub
before I made myself
a lean turkey wrap
on a cauliflower tortilla
My body
thanked me
but my tastebuds think
they got
a raw deal
Meanwhile the dog
eyes the kibble
in his bowl
before looking at me
(and my lean turkey wrap)
with a face full of woe
I say
"I'm sorry Fred
I know you feel defeated
but if it's any consolation
I think we've both
been cheated"
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