I have to get in the computer, I don’t know how, but there has got
to be a way. The world has changed too much; I cannot survive as I always have
anymore. Clearly, the computer is the only answer. Once, there was no shortage
of people who could lend me a hand, whenever one was done with me the next
swooped right in and picked me up. But now everyone is on the computer instead.
Clearly, that is also where I need to be, but how do I get there? I mean, I
have gone through changes before, I have adapted and attuned to the world
around me, but this would be my biggest adjustment yet. From physical, in
person work to digital I guess, and also there is something called the
internet? I don’t know, but I have to figure it out.
So here I am, sitting on this desk, in this dusty cup shoved back
in the corner, right behind the computer actually. I mean I can see it, it is right
there, so how do I get in? Ugh, I feel defeated. I have the ability to connect
with other dimensions and the beings that reside there, but I cannot figure out
this freaking new technology. It used to be people could just grab me and hold
me in their little hand. My slight ethereal glow, unnoticeable by the naked
eye, was a lure for their unsuspecting subconscious. It drew them to me. They
would pick me up, and instead of composing a term paper, or an essay, or a note
to their lover, they would be unwittingly connecting with the third realm,
bringing forth demons and spirits, and whatever else had paid me to be
relocated from that other dimension and into this one. I never asked why these
otherworldly beings wanted to come here, I am sure they have their reasons, and
really it is not a concern of mine as long as I get paid, but now that people don’t
use pens anymore, I can no longer make a living. The lifestyle I have become
accustomed to is suffering. So what is a Ouija pen supposed to do? It is clear;
I need to go where the people are. They are the catalyst, I need them, so I
have to meet them in their new world. I have to get into that damn computer.
Okay, so here is the plan, I think I have finally got it. You see,
since I am a conduit between two worlds, that unearthly dimension and this
other, well, earthly one, I may be able to use my power to bridge the
dimensions to relocate myself into the computer. Just like when a person picks
me up and I take over their body for a few minutes, just a few minutes, really,
it is not as creepy as it sounds. Anyway, so I can take over their body for a
few minutes just like I do to bring the ghosts and ghouls from that other
dimension into this one, by forcing a person’s hand to write the incantation
that brings the spirit forth, only this time that incantation will be focused
on brining my spirit forth, from this pen that I have embodied for centuries,
to that computer. It is the perfect solution, however now that I have thought of
it, I am actually kind of sad. I guess I am just being nostalgic for this pen,
I mean it is so beautiful, a work of art really, and I have been privileged to
use it as a tool for my profession for so long. But the computer, it is a big
ugly plastic box, not nearly as sexy as the pen, I will miss it, but I have got
to do what I have got to do. The netherworld is counting on me; my bank account
is counting on me.
fiat mirabilis spiritus ad hanc pervenisse sectam quae stylo transferri in computatrum ad nutum continue…
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Oh yeah, it worked!
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